Lookin' For My Outlaw Shaker Of Salt...**

That's the lyrics, right? I don't really know, I'm just guessing, because that's what it sounds like. **I have just been informed that these are actually NOT the lyrics to the song, that the lyrics are "Looking for my LOST shaker of salt." As my friend Amber points out, "Outlaw is way better. That outlaw shaker of salt! Always bursting in and overseasoning things!"

Okay, I'm not implying anything untoward by this, but...don't you think John McCain looks an awful lot like Jimmy Buffet? I mean...I'm not convinced they are not the same person.




Basically what I'm saying is, if he IS, in fact, Jimmy Buffet, he should just say that. And he should tell his wife. Anyone who is Jimmy Buffet should really let his spouse know his identity, especially if he's calling himself "John McCain" and running for president. I'm just sayin'.