Sarah Palin will never decide the contents of my uterus.

Since this isn't a real news source, I can TOTALLY link to Wikipedia, y'all! Why do I get the sneaking suspicion that John McCain chose Ms. Palin by this thought process: "She's a woman! And a lot of those people wanted a woman president! So this will appease the woman for president people! She's a Republican and she's a woman! Women are so hot right now! Women." Because I know that I, for one, am a huge fan of Hillary, but I'm a woman, and as long as there's another vagina on the ticket, that's what matters. Cause women be shoppin'! She's also, apparently, a member of Assemblies of God. Just what I was hoping for! Someone who will stand up for "traditional family values"! Load off my mind.

Aw geez, you guys...she just really sucks.

Moe Rocca can bring it home for ya.