Ivy had mango yesterday for lunch. Lots and lots of mango. So we're sitting at the table, I'm talking to her and we are laughing about how hilarious it is to throw mango and Cheerios on the floor, (HILARIOUS, in case you were wondering), and all of a sudden she holds up her little fist and...that...isn't...mango...what the...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And just like that, there was poop smeared all over her face. I think I
squawked, I was so horrified.
"Honey, no! Icky, icky, icky!"
She examined the poop hand, then the mango hand, then gave me the biggest (AHEM) shit-eating grin you've ever seen. (YEAH! See what I did there? SHIT-EATING GRIN?! GET IT???)
Ai yi yi. Someone ALSO got her teeth brushed for the first time yesterday, you can bet on that.
